waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via agendermystique)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via pessimistfeminist)

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

(via matt-smith-is-a-god)

my to do list

  • 1: you

[mrlovenstein]

(via basically-run)

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(via basically-run)

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

yocalio:

I’ve dressed thousands of actors, actresses and animals, but whenever I am asked which star is my personal favorite, I answer, “Grace Kelly.” She is a charming lady, a most gifted actress and, to me, a valued friend. - Edith Head

(via tale-of-the-icecat)

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(via magicosaurus)